Thursday, August 29, 2013

Day 3 of P90X

Oh did I forget to mention I started doing P90X? That’s probably because I wanted to see if I could get through the first few days before I was actually serious about finishing the program.

Day 1: Not as bad as I thought it would be. It was definitely a challenge. I was sweating pretty much the entire hour, yes hour, of the work out. The instructor guy, I think his name is Tony and I am too lazy to look it up to check, is super funny. He sometimes acts like Michael Scott. He does his own funny commentary which makes me laugh. Overall, felt good.

Day 1. Two hours after work out: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Good burn of the legs. Ow. Ow. Ow. Why does this house have so many stairs. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Bathroom is too far away. No other option than to go on the floor.

Day 1. Two hours and 5 minutes after work out: Feeling ashamed. Why did I pee on the floor?

Day 2: Feeling good! Ready to take on the next challenge. Cardio day! Things I’ve learned about myself: I would lose viciously in a fistfight. I probably look like a tree trunk trying to dance. Not pretty.

Day 2. Later that night: Weights workout tomorrow. I’ll get up early and do it. Yay me and my quest to be in the best shape of my lifeTM.  

Day 3. 5:35am: Dear god no. That can’t be my alarm. It’s still dark out. It’s still yesterday. No no no no no no no no no.

Day 3. 5:45am: If I don’t work out this morning I won’t have a chance to do it later. I will forever hate myself if I don’t get my lazy ass out of bed and sweat.

Day 3. 11am: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Want sugar and candy. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

But seriously. It’s going pretty well despite me being a baby and not liking getting up in the AM. I’ll post before and after pictures later, when I am in better shape and my self esteem won’t plummet when I show my before pictures.

Here is a rough translation of what I want my transformation to look like by the end of 90 days. 


DAY 1


DAY 90

Saturday, August 24, 2013

I don’t see it

Many people have told me I look like Anna Kendrick. I’m not going to fight you on that one. I mean, first I look just like Tina Fey (with my personality being uncanny to Liz Lemon) and now Anna. Uhh, yes please. I see the resemblance only sometimes from different angles. Definitely not in this picture, but the comment is right up my humor wheel.


Friday, August 23, 2013

Whoa! Talk about a hiatus from blogging

So what have I been doing while being away from the keyboard?

I turned 25.

The big 2-5. The quarter of a century mark. The second half of the decade I am in my 20s. Crunch time. Go time.

In all honesty, turning 25 was way less dramatic than be being 23 and 24 and thinking about being 25. John and I went to lunch downtown and the Grand Lux Café. Then we went to Navy Pier and did pier things.

Revelations from being 25 for exactly 5 days:  

·         I’ve come to the realization that I just need to let go of not being where everyone else is in their life. So what if I’m not married and have 2.5 kids. Every day I come to work and think Oh thank god I can just work hard and then go home and do whatever I want. Not saying kids are awful…I just…they’re okay when they…
·         I just don’t give a f*** anymore. You don’t like me, cool. You like me, cool. House is on fire, arighty. Taco Bell gave me diarrhea again, sweet. Nothing fazes me as much as it used to. Sure I might get aggravated a little at some things, but in a matter of seconds I’m right back to not giving a shit
·         That’s not to say I don’t take life seriously. What I mean when I don’t give a shit is that trivial things don’t get under my skin. If anything, I am more focused about this next chapter in my life and plan on using my time wisely. Whatever that means.
·         Having an iPhone makes me feel like a real adult. Not even ashamed to admit it. Plus, I can write to-do lists on the phone, therefore saving the planet from wasted pieces of paper. You’re welcome planet Earth.

·         I realize now how important being healthy is. Not to say I’m making a complete lifestyle change this moment, but I have started to watch my sugar intake and drink more water. Agua. 


Thursday, August 1, 2013

I can finally share the great news

I got a new job!


Today was my last day working at the front desk of a doctor’s office. No more answering the phones. Score a point in my column. Mood as of now: 



Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Quotes on quotes on quotes

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark places where it leads. ¾Erica Jong

When I first read this quote, I thought oh, why does having a talent always have to be some dark emotional thing? Upon further inspection, I’ve come to understand that what the quote is saying is that your talent will lead you to places you could never have imagined. Exploring a talent means stepping into the unknown, discovering the possibility that you have no limits. Going into the depths of your talent and potential is dark at first, simply because you had yet to unveil all that is there.

Boom.


And that is how you break down a quote. It amazes me that I am not an English teacher. It really does. 

Monday, July 29, 2013

Feeling a lot calmer after reading this article

I found this article on Yahoo! the other day and thought it was beneficial enough to post here. The article title is 20 Things 20 Year Olds Don’t Get. It’s written by Jason Nazar. You’re welcome all.  

1.   Time is Not a Limitless Commodity  I so rarely find young professionals that have a heightened sense of urgency to get to the next level. In our 20s we think we have all the time in the world to A) figure it out and B) get what we want. Time is the only treasure we start off with in abundance, and can never get back. Make the most of the opportunities you have today, because there will be a time when you have no more of it.

2.   You're Talented, But Talent is Overrated  Congratulations, you may be the most capable, creative, knowledgeable & multi-tasking generation yet. As my father says, “I’ll Give You a Sh-t Medal.” Unrefined raw materials (no matter how valuable) are simply wasted potential. There’s no prize for talent, just results. Even the most seemingly gifted folks methodically and painfully worked their way to success.

3.   We’re More Productive in the Morning  During my first 2 years at Docstoc (while I was still in my 20’s) I prided myself on staying at the office until 3am on a regular basis. I thought I got so much work done in those hours long after everyone else was gone. But in retrospect I got more menial, task-based items done, not the more complicated strategic planning, phone calls or meetings that needed to happen during business hours. Now I stress an office-wide early start time because I know, for the most part, we’re more productive as a team in those early hours of the day.

4.   Social Media is Not a Career – These job titles won’t exist in 5 years. Social media is simply a function of marketing; it helps support branding, ROI or both. Social media is a means to get more awareness, more users or more revenue.  It’s not an end in itself. I’d strongly caution against pegging your career trajectory solely to a social media job title.

5.   Pick Up the Phone – Stop hiding behind your computer. Business gets done on the phone and in person.  It should be your first instinct, not last, to talk to a real person and source business opportunities. And when the Internet goes down… stop looking so befuddled and don’t ask to go home. Don’t be a pansy, pick up the phone.

6.   Be the First In & Last to Leave ­– I give this advice to everyone starting a new job or still in the formative stages of their professional career. You have more ground to make up than everyone else around you, and you do have something to prove. There’s only one sure-fire way to get ahead, and that’s to work harder than all of your peers.

7.   Don't Wait to Be Told What to Do – You can’t have a sense of entitlement without a sense of responsibility. You’ll never get ahead by waiting for someone to tell you what to do. Saying “nobody asked me to do this” is a guaranteed recipe for failure. Err on the side of doing too much, not too little.

8.   Take Responsibility for Your Mistakes – You should be making lots of mistakes when you’re early on in your career.  But you shouldn’t be defensive about errors in judgment or execution. Stop trying to justify your F-ups. You’re only going to grow by embracing the lessons learned from your mistakes, and committing to learn from those experiences.

9.   You Should Be Getting Your Butt Kicked – Meryl Streep in “The Devil Wears Prada” would be the most valuable boss you could possibly have. This is the most impressionable, malleable and formative stage of your professional career. Working for someone that demands excellence and pushes your limits every day will build the most solid foundation for your ongoing professional success.

10. A New Job a Year Isn't a Good Thing ­­– 1-year stints don't tell me that you’re so talented that you keep outgrowing your company. It tells me that you don’t have the discipline to see your own learning curve through to completion. It takes about 2-3 years to master any new critical skill, give yourself at least that much time before you jump ship. Otherwise your resume reads as a series of red flags on why not to be hired.

11. People Matter More Than Perks – It’s so trendy to pick the company that offers the most flex time, unlimited meals, company massages, game rooms and team outings. Those should all matter, but not as much as the character of your founders and managers. Great leaders will mentor you and will be a loyal source of employment long after you’ve left. Make a conscious bet on the folks you’re going to work for and your commitment to them will pay off much more than those fluffy perks.

12. Map Effort to Your Professional Gain – You’re going to be asked to do things you don’t like to do. Keep your eye on the prize. Connect what you’re doing today, with where you want to be tomorrow. That should be all the incentive you need. If you can’t map your future success to your current responsibilities, then it’s time to find a new opportunity.

13. Speak Up, Not Out – We’re raising a generation of sh-t talkers. In your workplace this is a cancer. If you have issues with management, culture or your role & responsibilities, SPEAK UP. Don’t take those complaints and trash-talk the company or co-workers on lunch breaks and anonymous chat boards. If you can effectively communicate what needs to be improved, you have the ability to shape your surroundings and professional destiny.

14. You HAVE to Build Your Technical Chops – Adding “Proficient in Microsoft Office” at the bottom of your resume under Skills, is not going to cut it anymore. I immediately give preference to candidates who are ninjas in: Photoshop, HTML/CSS, iOS, WordPress, Adwords, MySQL, Balsamiq, advanced Excel, Final Cut Pro – regardless of their job position. If you plan to stay gainfully employed, you better complement that humanities degree with some applicable technical chops.

15. Both the Size and Quality of Your Network Matter – It’s who you know more than what you know, that gets you ahead in business. Knowing a small group of folks very well, or a huge smattering of contacts superficially, just won’t cut it. Meet and stay connected to lots of folks, and invest your time developing as many of those relationships as possible.

16. You Need At Least 3 Professional Mentors – The most guaranteed path to success is to emulate those who’ve achieved what you seek. You should always have at least 3 people you call mentors who are where you want to be. Their free guidance and counsel will be the most priceless gift you can receive. 

17. Pick an Idol & Act “As If” – You may not know what to do, but your professional idol does. I often coach my employees to pick the businessperson they most admire, and act “as if.” If you were (fill in the blank) how would he or she carry themselves, make decisions, organize his/her day, accomplish goals? You’ve got to fake it until you make it, so it’s better to fake it as the most accomplished person you could imagine.

18. Read More Books, Less Tweets/Texts – Your generation consumes information in headlines and 140 characters:  all breadth and no depth. Creativity, thoughtfulness and thinking skills are freed when you’re forced to read a full book cover to cover. All the keys to your future success, lay in the past experience of others. Make sure to read a book a month (fiction or non-fiction) and your career will blossom.

19. Spend 25% Less Than You Make – When your material needs meet or exceed your income, you’re sabotaging your ability to really make it big. Don’t shackle yourself with golden handcuffs (a fancy car or an expensive apartment). Be willing and able to take 20% less in the short term, if it could mean 200% more earning potential. You’re nothing more than penny wise and pound-foolish if you pass up an amazing new career opportunity to keep an extra little bit of income. No matter how much money you make, spend 25% less to support your life. It’s a guaranteed formula to be less stressed and to always have the flexibility to pursue your dreams.

20. Your Reputation is Priceless, Don’t Damage It – Over time, your reputation is the most valuable currency you have in business. It’s the invisible key that either opens or closes doors of professional opportunity. Especially in an age where everything is forever recorded and accessible, your reputation has to be guarded like the most sacred treasure.  It’s the one item that, once lost, you can never get back.


Sunday, July 28, 2013

Well exxccccuuuuussseee me!

“This next song is called I think my masseuse is a little too chatty.” ─Steve Martin

On Thursday John, my dad and I went to see Steve Martin at the Chicago Theater. I had high expectations for the show because, well, it’s Steve Martin and he’s the greatest comedian of all time. Let me tell you, no one in that audience was disappointed. I can’t speak for everyone, but I was in laughter tears for the first 30 minutes of the show. The man is genius, pure and simple.

Side note: the Steep Canyon Rangers are insanely talented. The hair on my arms and neck were standing up the entire time they played. So good. So worth every penny of the tickets.


“Thank you everyone for coming out. If you didn’t have a good time, well, you’re wrong.” ─Steve Martin