Welcome to Black Friday. Or as I’m
calling it this year, the day I sit at work and pretend to be focused while all
I’m doing is making up dirty lyrics to Christmas songs. I’m pretty jazzed up on
hot chocolate [from 7-11. That’s the
best kind] right now and looking at picture of all the dogs I want to
adopt. All I want for Christmas is a puppy to snuggle with. And as Santa as my
witness [because I heard the creeper is
always watching me] I’m going to get my mother effing dog.
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| Get it? Black Friday? I know that the day got its name because it's when companies go from red to black with their revenues, but please just let me have this moment of creativity in an otherwise dull morning of work. |
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