The
eco-friendly building I work in has a bathroom with motion censored lights. I’m
talking what must have been an extremely long poop, when the lights go out.
My
initial reaction was I’VE GONE BLIND!
After laughing at my sheer stupidity (did I really graduate college with this
common sense?) I started waving my hands around like I saw a plane as I was
stranded on a desert island. The only S.O.S that came was for the poor toilet I
currently was destroying with my digested insides. On a side note, when will I learn
Hot Chocolate is going to leave my system looking the same way it went in?
I kind
of pulled my pants up, unlocked the door and miraculously the lights came on.
Just in time for me to realize there was no toilet paper in any of the stalls.
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