Shit my boyfriend says

There are a lot of those fun books out there like Shit My Dad Says and Shit Girls Say. As commercialized as they are now, they’re funny because the content is true to life. I know there are plenty of blogs, twitter accounts, Cosmo magazine pages and books dedicated to shit my boyfriend says so I wanted to take the time to contribute my own…

Introducing Alexa Hansen’s Shit My Boyfriend Says To Me…aka Why Physical Violence Should Be Viewed Trial By Trial

·         If I get my car to 88 and travel through time, I would totally date someone else when I get to whatever time period I land in. I mean, I would look for you, but chances are I wouldn’t find you. - First sentence when we’re on the phone during a lightning storm

·         I love your belly and how it sticks out at the bottom. -Grabbing my stomach after training for a half marathon, 8 weeks in and trying to shed some weight

·         You are the complete opposite of what I used to find attractive. I like short dark girls. You are the most lanky, uncoordinated dorky white girl I’ve ever met. - When talking about the first time we saw each other

·         Sometimes I look at you and think ‘John, you’re going to have to live with this the rest of your life’. -When I had too much ice cream and wouldn’t stop talking

The man. The legend. The one dating me and taking one for the male race.