Slurpees

I am so done with winter. Why can’t it be spring? I am restless waiting for night runs and just running outside in general. I never let winter get the best of my spirit because there is always a 7-11 close by where I can get a SLURPEE.

Let’s talk about the greatest drink in the world. First, the cups. Are you kidding me with these? There’s the little shot ones that I grew out of when I was teething. Then you got the medium which is great for a little taste of heaven. Then we go from medium to diabetes real quick. From diabetes we have dump truck and then Grand Canyon size. To be honest, you can’t go wrong with any of them. Except the small one, grow a dick and man up. Put the lid on first so you get the most for your money.  

Now for me there is only two flavors I care about. You all can have your fruity lemonade, or blue raspberry splash. I need Coke and Minute-Made Cherry. You fill the receptacle up to about 3/4^th. Add a bit of Cherry to it and top it off again with Coke.

Grab yourself a long ass straw and enjoy your beverage. Ta-da! Heaven in a cup.