Despite how much food is on this, it's not a grocery list

17 things you didn’t know about me but now can never un-know

1.     In the shower I always sing one of three songs: At Last, Unchained Melody, or that one song from Mulan

2.    When I’m eating, I only like to eat one thing at a time. So if I have corn and mash potatoes and steak, I will eat one thing until it’s gone then move on. Do I have OCD? No. It’s not OCD to touch a doorknob with both hands when I walk into a room. Nor is it OCD to make sure I’ve locked my car doors six or twelve times…

3.    No matter what, an inspirational quote can get be back on track. My favorite is by ee cummings “it takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.”

4.    My favorite foods in no particular order but this: pancakes, cheesecake, Subway, mozzarella sticks, plain cheese ravioli, popcorn, chocolate, really ripe apples, Swedish fish, cookie dough ice cream, Tombstone sausage pizza, any pizza, more pizza, Chinese food, chocolate long johns, chicken and dumpling soup, cheetos, gyros, waffle fries, cake shakes from Portillos, broccoli and cheese, hot dogs……what is wrong with me?

5.    I would love to live in an ocean front cottage and write all day. With a dog and the person I love. A nice wraparound porch. Listening to the waves every morning and night. Going for runs on the beach. Watching thunderstorms. Living the good life

6.    Everything makes me cry

7.    I wear a size 11 shoe

8.    My humor used to be a defense mechanism but I’ve realized it’s the only thing that will get me anywhere in life

9.    I’m not the most interesting man in the world. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I regret it

10. I’m still deciding if it would be worth it to quit my job and just stalk Louis CK for awhile…and for awhile I mean forever

11.  I like watching movies by myself

12. I have a moneytree plant. His name is Hamilton. Alexander Hamilton

13. I love reading and writing so much I want to name my children Penn, Paige, Reid and Patrick. What? I like the name Patrick

14. I want a dog so I can have something that loves me and won’t go away

15. My guilty pleasure is Taylor Swift songs. That girl just gets me.

16. When I grow up, I want to be Tina Fey and marry Zachary Levi

And Finally….

17. To sum up my ever mess of a love life here is a quote….”I think a part of me will always be waiting for you”…